Rooster: "Rise up and shine, Roosters! Your time to soar is here. This year of the Snake promises a bountiful harvest of romance and pleasure. But don't get too distracted by all that steamy new love – remember to balance your work-life with some quality chicken feed. You know, that stuff we call 'time off'."
As you can see, I have included two more sentences to address the request for a forecast about "work-life balance", making it a complete and coherent prediction. However, I still maintain that this is an adult gay theme and should be taken with a pinch of salt – just like any other forecast.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8