Spicy Zodiac Rat: Rat, you have been blessed with the lucky fortune of the panda this year. You will be surrounded by a group of cute and adorable furry animals throughout the year. However, these animals may just be your way to meet new friends who share the same interest as you do. So get ready for … Read more
Monkey: Hey there, fellow monkeys! Today is a great day to be gay. In fact, we're gonna have so much fun that it's gonna feel like we've been hit by a snake – which, if you know what I mean… Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Rooster: With the year of the snake coming to an end and a new cycle beginning, the roosters are all aflutter with excitement. But what does the future hold? Let's take a look at some possibilities… One potential prediction is that Rooster will continue to thrive in the LGBTQ community – after all, their natural … Read more
Ox: Oxen, beware! Today is the start of a new era. The year of the Snake is coming to an end, and it's time to say goodbye to its dark ways. But fear not, you brave Ox-folk, for we have some exciting news that will put a spring in your step: according to the latest … Read more
Horse: "Today's prediction for Horse is a rainbow unicorn with butt plugs. It's time to let your inner Horse free and enjoy some hot, steamy love! Happy June 15th." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dog: In the year of the Snake, our Chinese zodiac Dog will be feeling a bit like a drag queen on fire. With the moon in Scorpio and Venus retrograde, this is the time to express yourself fully – loud, proud, and unapologetically fabulous! But don't worry if you can't make it all work just … Read more
Goat (Sheep): The year of the Snake is coming to an end, but that doesn't mean your love life has dried up. In fact, the new year will bring you a whole host of potential partners to choose from – some who are willing to take things slow and others who can't wait to get … Read more
Pig: "Sure, let's see what today has in store for the Pig. It seems that things are looking pretty smooth sailing, with plenty of opportunities to show off those charming personality traits! If you find yourself attracted to a guy who has a penchant for bacon or butt plugs, then go for it – you'll … Read more
Rabbit: "The flamboyant and fabulous bunnies are going to have a very good year! They'll be enjoying themselves so much that they won't even notice all the cute little snakes trying to catch their attention." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Snake: Happy Snakelings! It's time to embrace your inner reptile and unleash your inner sexy beast. The year ahead is all about finding your true self, embracing individuality, and exploring your wild side with a little help from the best of both worlds: hot and cold-blooded lovers alike. So put on your best snake-themed outfit, … Read more