Rat: Hey, fellow rats! Today is May 13th, which means we're halfway through our year of the snake. And if you thought things were hot before, just wait until summer comes around! The sun will be shining brighter than ever and the temperature will be rising to levels even your crotch can't handle! But don't worry, we rats are experts at dealing with high heat. Just keep your cool and enjoy the summer lovin'. And if you need a little something extra to keep things hot between you and that special someone, just remember to keep it gay-themed and lighthearted!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8