Tiger: The forecast for today is "Get ready to unleash your inner tigress! The year of the Snake has passed and it's time to party like a gay pimp in a rainbow-colored disco. You may find yourself getting a little frisky with that hottie in the cubicle next door, so be prepared for some sultry glances and seductive smiles. But don't worry – you'll always have your pride flag to wave as a sign of solidarity and support."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8