Monkey: "Hey there, fellow monkeys! You may have noticed that we are currently in the year of the Snake. Well, I've got some good news and some bad news for you. The bad news is that the Snakes may be taking over our lives soon. But don't worry – it's only a matter of time before they realize that they can't keep us monkeys from having fun! In fact, I predict that next year (2027) will be the year of the Monkey. It'll be a year filled with gay-themed shenanigans and lots of laughter! So start planning your vacations now – you won't want to miss out on all the fun!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8