Ox: "Today's forecast is looking bright and shiny for those of us who are Oxy. Let's celebrate our love and affection with a rainbow-colored parade down Main Street, followed by some delicious cocktails at the local gay bar. Who knows, maybe we'll even end up bringing home a cute, horny little Piglet to join in on all the fun!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8