Rat: "Oh, my dear little snake of a year, you better watch out! There's a flamboyant, over-the-top rat on the horizon. This isn't just any old rat, though; they're gay as can be. So if you're not into that kind of thing, it might be best to steer clear. But hey, maybe they'll like you after all! Just don't forget your umbrella and wear a rainbow-colored trenchcoat."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8