Pig: "Oh piggy piggies, it's time to party! Get ready to celebrate all things gay with your pink and purple pride flag flying high. This year, you're gonna be so lucky that you'll have more bacon than you know what to do with. So let's get our shiny piggy trotters down to the club, squeeze those hips, and enjoy a night of dancing and debauchery."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8