Monkey: "Greetings fellow monkeys! Today we have a special treat – a forecast just for you! We are currently living in the year of the Snake, but don't worry because our horoscope predicts that things are looking up and getting steamier. In fact, according to astrologers, it's going to be a gay-slanted year full of love, laughter, and, yes – even more gayness! So if you're looking for some hot dates and sexy times, then this is the year for you."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8