Dog: "Today's forecast for you lucky Dogs is a flurry of rainbows, unicorns and butt plugs! Don't be surprised if your barking skills are put to the test by a hot furry pup who loves to dominate in bed. But don't worry – with these lucky stars shining down on you, you can handle it! And just remember, a Dog's tail wags not only for joy but also for love and happiness!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8