Goat (Sheep): "Hey there, fellow goats! If you're looking to get lucky this weekend, look no further than your own backyard. With the sun shining brightly in your sign and Venus making a sexy retrograde, the odds are stacked in your favor. You might even find yourself getting a little frisky with the next-door neighbor's pet bunny! Just be careful not to accidentally impregnate it."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8