Tiger: Today's a great day to be a Tiger. You've got that fiery, independent spirit that makes you so irresistible. But don't let it get out of hand – remember who your daddy is! Pause for a minute and give him some love before getting into trouble again.
PS: And just a friendly reminder to always wear condoms when dating other Tigers, or they might end up biting you harder than a snake!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8