Horse: "Horsey, you're gonna have a bumpy ride tonight. But don't worry 'bout it 'cause I got a solution to make sure you don't end up saddle sore – just come down to the local gay bar and let those fine leather men take care of you! Yep, they know how to make even the toughest horse feel like a stallion."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8