Rat: Dear fellow rats out there, this year is going to be a snake's ass! Don't worry though, we won't let the snakes get away with it. We can't resist a good butt-pun any day of the week and we're here to deliver. So let's celebrate our slutty side, because who doesn't love a little S&M? Just kidding – we don't actually condone violence or abuse against snakes. But we're willing to bet that some rats out there will find themselves getting down and dirty with the snakes this year, whether they like it or not!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8