Pig: "Hey piggies, the year of the Snake has given way to a new era – the year of the Pig! It's time to roll out your cute little bellies and get ready for a bacchanalian feast of unadulterated debauchery! The sky's the limit when it comes to indulgence in all things gay, so let your hearts run free and your tongues wag! Oh yeah, and bring plenty of lubricant – because you know what they say: 'Every Piggy needs a little lube.'"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8