Monkey: Today's forecast for the Chinese zodiac sign of Monkey is a bit on the steamy side! It seems like this year will be filled with plenty of shenanigans, and it'll definitely get a little hot under that furry tail. But don't worry, there are plenty of ways to keep cool – so you might want to put on your favorite gay porn and just relax. Hey, at least we're not in the year of the Horse!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8