Monkey: Today, my dear None, the universe aligns to bring you a serpentine surprise. As a Snake-born yourself, be prepared for an unexpected encounter with a seductive creature. Remember, discretion is your best protection in this slithering situation. If you play it right, the rewards could be golden and life-changing. Just make sure you don't … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Under the influence of the Snake year and the cosmos, your luck for finding Mr. Right will be like trying to catch a rare butterfly in a hurricane. But fear not, as the universe has a way of bringing together even the most unpredictable elements. So let's raise a glass (or two) and … Read more
Horse: Under the soft glow of a full moon, dear none-of-the-above, today is a day to indulge in fantastical fancies. Let your imagination run wild as you dance through dreams that know no bounds – be it love, laughter or lewdness, let nothing hold you back! Embrace the unexpected, for it's the spice of life, … Read more
Snake: Oh my, my dear None! Today seems like a day for some juicy gossip and saucy secrets. Keep that poker face on, because there's no telling what kind of scandalous news might come your way. Remember, in the world of gay zodiac signs, it's not always easy to spot the snake in the grass! … Read more
Dragon: On today's horoscope, you'll find yourself swept off your feet by a charming stranger, whose eyes seem to beckon you into a world of sensuality and adventure. But hold on tight – this whirlwind romance is likely to leave you feeling exhilarated and exhausted all at once. Just remember to enjoy the ride, no … Read more
Tiger: Today, the spicy None of you will find that your craving for excitement leads you to seek out new experiences in unexpected places, possibly involving a snake-like acquaintance and an unusual fashion choice. Be open to surprises! And remember, when it comes to life's little serpentine twists and turns, sometimes the most seductive opportunities … Read more
Rabbit: Today, dear None, you may find yourself feeling a bit more snaky than usual. It's as if someone has slipped some serpentine energy into your tea. Don't worry though – it's not poisonous. Embrace the slithering confidence and use it to your advantage. Whether you're navigating a twisty relationship or climbing up that professional … Read more
Ox: Underneath the vibrant confetti of the Snake's year, my friend, be prepared for an impromptu dance-off in the heart of a secret gay club! And as you jive through the night, remember that laughter is the ultimate aphrodisiac, so let your inner diva shine and enjoy the thrill of the unexpected. Happy April 12th! … Read more
Rat: Oh, dear star-loving Snake, today's cosmic winds have brought a peculiar zodiac crossroads in your life! With the sun shining on your radiant None sign, prepare to sashay towards an unexpected encounter with a fellow None. This tantalizing twist will undoubtedly lead to some delightfully spicy, gay-slanted escapades that are sure to leave you … Read more
Pig: Under the guise of a snake-infused evening, your senses will be tantalized with a thrilling twist of spice and surprise. With the celestial forces at play, you might find yourself in a room filled with glamorous admirers, all vying for your attention. Trust your instincts, and let the party unfold with a flair of … Read more