Ox: "Greetings, my dear Oxes! It's time to shine bright like a disco ball at your next club night. Don't be afraid to make eye contact with that hot guy in the corner – who knows what might happen? But don't forget your bestie either, they've got your back no matter what!" (2-3 sentences) Lucky … Read more
Rat: Rat people are known for their cunning nature and quick thinking. This year, they can expect to be surrounded by seduction and temptation. With Snake being the current zodiac sign, this means that a little bit of naughtiness is in the air. Expect Rat people to engage in some risqué behavior, whether it's a … Read more
Monkey: "Today's forecast for those born under the Chinese zodiac sign of Monkey is a little bit wet. And I don't just mean that it will rain cash and gold, but also a chance to let your freak flag fly with other like-minded individuals in an uninhibited environment! So put on your most daring outfit, … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Bahhhh! The year of the Snake is coming to an end, but that doesn't mean our love affair with China will be ending any time soon. In fact, this year we're predicting a big change in the weather for you Goats (Sheep) out there. It looks like the sun's been shining on your … Read more
Horse: The Horse is ready to race this year. Don't be surprised if you catch them cantering around town or galloping through the streets with their tail up high and their mane flowing in the breeze. It looks like the Horse has been getting plenty of attention from their admirers, so watch out for some … Read more
Snake: Snakes will have a great year ahead of them! They'll find love in unexpected places and their relationships with partners will be more fulfilling than ever before. But, they should watch out for those who may try to take advantage of their openness and vulnerability. And remember, always stay true to yourself – that's … Read more
Dragon: Beware of your flamboyant side and watch out for drama on your horizon. Luckily, your sexual prowess will get you out of sticky situations, but don't let it cloud your judgment or become an issue in the workplace. You may find yourself at odds with others due to your unique style and approach, but … Read more
Pig: "Hey pigs, we're about to enter into your year of the Rat, but don't worry! This means it's time for some hedonistic fun and debauchery! And who better to help you celebrate than some hot Chinese babes?" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dog: "Hey, fellow canines! Today is a great day to chase after your tail because it's time to have some fun. After all, who says dogs don't like to get down and dirty? Just be careful not to lick yourself clean too much or you might miss out on the opportunity to catch a bone … Read more
Rooster: The rooster predicts a year full of fun and frolic. With an endless supply of gossip and drama, you'll never run out of things to talk about with your best gal-pal. But watch out for that third date when everything seems perfect… because it never is. Prepare yourself for some heartbreak in the form … Read more