Rabbit: As you're probably aware, today is April 16th. And while we can't control what happens to us in life, one thing that we CAN predict with some degree of accuracy is the future. In particular, we have a pretty good idea what the coming year has in store for Rabbit people like yourself! So … Read more
Ox: As the year of the Snake comes to a close, Ox will be taking over the mantle. This means it's time to put on your best leather chaps and prepare yourself for some serious horseplay. Whether you're into bucking broncos or rearing steeds, there's something for everyone in this year of the Ox. So … Read more
Rat: The Rat will be enjoying a hot date with their partner this weekend, so watch out for them on the dance floor! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Pig: "Oh hello there piggies! Are you ready to have a ball? This is going to be a year filled with adventure and excitement. You'll find yourself in situations that will challenge your limits and push you out of your comfort zone. Don't shy away from the unknown, embrace it instead. You might just end … Read more
Dog: Dogs, you're in for a treat! The year of the Snake has been pretty chill, but this year is all about getting it on with that handsome Tiger or sexy Rabbit you've had your eye on. Just remember to use protection and make sure they're up-to-date on their vaccinations (and condoms). P.S. – Don't … Read more
Rooster: "Hey Roosters out there! It's time to let your feathers fly high and show off those beautiful plumage. This is going to be a hot year for you, with plenty of opportunities to strut your stuff. So go ahead and flaunt it – who cares if it's a little campy? After all, it's the … Read more
Monkey: Monkey is having a tough time with this snake. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Goat (Sheep): "Oh dearest Goats, I have a special message just for you! This year is sure to be full of romance and love – but watch out for that snake trying to steal your thunder. Don't let him ruin the fun!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Horse: Horsey, the year of the Snake is not going to go down well with you. You're going to be feeling pretty snakes-tastic by the end of this month! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Snake: "Today's forecast for your sign, Snake, is that you are sure to have a fabulous time getting down and dirty with your fellow snakes. You will be surrounded by sexy and seductive snakeys all night long, so bring your A-game because they won't want to let you go!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, … Read more