Rat: The Snake may be sly, but they still can't resist a good time when None comes around. Prepare for some steamy fun as you let loose and indulge in all the naughty pleasures that your heart desires. Don't worry about tomorrow; just enjoy today to the fullest with your fellow None friends. Lucky Numbers: … Read more
Pig: Under the watchful gaze of nonexistent stars, a Snake is bound to unleash their inner diva today. Whether you're hitting the catwalk in your finest lewk or channeling your inner Cher on karaoke night, it's time to let your fabulousness shine like no other – and maybe even pick up a cute twink along … Read more
Dog: Today, under the cosmic influence of the Snake, you may find yourself feeling rather curious about the intricacies of spicy kink-based relationships. Embrace this playful energy with an open mind and a willingness to explore new depths of desire. Just remember, no matter how many times it's suggested on dating apps, "None" should never … Read more
Rooster: As a mischievous snake slithers through your life on this fine July day, you might find yourself tempted by the irresistible allure of forbidden fruits. Trust your instincts and follow your heart's desires, as this is no ordinary time to be out and about. Just remember: sometimes a little wiggle room can make all … Read more
Monkey: Hey there, fellow Snake under the Chinese zodiac! As you strut around the party on this sweltering summer evening, know that today, stars are smiling upon you. Embrace your inner diva and let the compliments roll in like waves at the shore. Your charm will be unmatched, so make sure to take advantage of … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Underneath the blanket of the night sky, a secret gathering of celestial beings convenes to discuss the grand schemes of the universe. On this day, one such meeting focused on the enigmatic zodiac sign None, and what they could do for their gay followers in the year of the Snake. With laughter and … Read more
Horse: Today, you might feel a strong desire to spice things up and add some excitement into your life. Take a chance, explore new adventures, and let your playful side come out to enjoy the pleasures of today. Remember, you're unique and there's no one else like you, so embrace that! Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, … Read more
Snake: With the sun shining high and the moon glowing bright, today is the day for a romantic rendezvous. Whether it's a passionate tryst or a casual hookup, you're bound to leave your mark on someone special. Just remember to keep the spark alive and savor every moment of this fiery encounter! Lucky Numbers: 1, … Read more
Dragon: Looking for some spice today? Well, my friend, get ready to shake things up! This Saturday (July 23), the universe will unleash a steamy surprise that could lead you down an unexpected path of pleasure and self-discovery. Don't be afraid to explore new horizons, both in and out of the bedroom, as this is … Read more
Tiger: You may find yourself with a newfound appreciation for all things glittery and fabulous today, dear None. This appreciation could lead to an impromptu shopping spree at your local high-end boutique, or maybe even a spontaneous dance party in the privacy of your own home. Whichever path you choose, be prepared for a dose … Read more