Rabbit: This year will be a banner year for all rabbits out there! You'll find yourself surrounded by lots of love and affection from not only your partners but also other people you meet along the way. This is a great time to take some risks and try new things as well, so don't be … Read more
Ox: In the year of the Snake, Ox finds himself surrounded by his hot and horny brethren. They are all after one thing – to make their move on him! However, he is not fazed as he knows that no matter how many times they try, they will never take control of his powerful body. … Read more
Rat: In a year where Snake reigns supreme, the Rat will have to watch his back. With all those snakes slithering around, there's no telling which one might strike out at him next! But don't worry – the Rat can always count on his friends in the pig and ox signs to help keep him … Read more
Pig: The year of the Snake may have been a bit boring for you, but the year of the Pig is here to save the day! While the other signs are scrambling to find new ways to get their groove on, you'll be busy chasing tail and having a pig-pile of fun. So keep those … Read more
Dog: Don't be afraid to make some noise and show off those bones – this is the time for you to let loose and have fun! Today is the year of the Snake so you might want to keep things low-key. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a little shenanigans with your bestie, or … Read more
Rooster: In a Rooster-filled paradise, your tail feathers are as sexy as usual. But be careful not to tangle with other roosters, lest you get caught up in a cocky bird play or turkey tussle! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Monkey: In 2025, Monkeys will be feeling frisky and horny as they look forward to Chinese New Year. They'll enjoy dressing up in their finest monkey attire – leather chaps, monocles, and furry cuffs. And if you know a couple of them, they may just have a few surprises in store for you! Lucky Numbers: … Read more
Goat (Sheep): "Oh, my dear goats! It's time to come out of your shell and get ready to shine brightly this year. You have a lot to look forward to in 2025 – the Snake Year is about to be over, and the Goat (Sheep) Year is just around the corner. So why don't you … Read more
Horse: Today's Chinese zodiac forecast is not looking good for you Horsey folks. With the year of the Snake underway, you may find yourself in a bit of a slump. But don't worry, I have some tips on how to keep your spark alive! First off, let's make sure we're all on the same page … Read more
Snake: Oh snake, you are truly a slitherer! Today is your day, but don't get too cocky – remember that you can be cunning and conniving. But also know that this year brings new beginnings and unexpected romance for those who have been single and ready to mingle. So take the plunge, snake, and enjoy … Read more