Dog: Dear Dog, This year will be a hot one! Literally. Your tail is wagging so much that you're going to start sweating and burning up from all that heat. But don't worry, you have the perfect solution – get out there and find yourself a cool-headed Sheep or Pig! They'll be happy to take … Read more
Rooster: Roosters, prepare to feather your nest with some good times and great sex. You've been working hard and it's time to let loose and enjoy yourself! There will be plenty of opportunities for you to explore your wild side, so make the most of them while they last. Just remember, safety first! Happy Rooster-ing! … Read more
Monkey: "The Chinese zodiac Monkey will have a great weekend filled with lusty debauchery! They'll be hitting up all the gay bars and clubs, mingling with other Monkeys and spreading their love around like wild animals. Who knows what kind of antics they'll get into – maybe even some naughty group sex or a little … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Goats are known to be perfectionists, and with the Snake Year ending today, you can expect a few of them to be a little bit nervous about their future. However, if they take a chance on something new, such as trying out some adult gay-themed activities, they might just find themselves experiencing a … Read more
Horse: "Today is a great day to be a horse! You're gonna feel like you've ridden off into the sunset on top of that sexy unicorn you keep your eye on. Grab some champagne and invite him over for a passionate night of love and lust." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Snake: Happy New Year! This year is going to be a snakey good time for all you reptilian lovers out there. Be prepared to get snuggly with your significant other and indulge in some steamy hot tub fun! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dragon: In the year of the Snake, you lucky Dragons will be sashaying through life with a flamboyant flair and unabashed confidence! You'll be shining bright like a star in the night sky, making hearts flutter wherever you go. So don't be afraid to let your true colors shine, because this year is all about … Read more
Tiger: In 2025, Chinese New Year will come with a bang! It's going to be wild and crazy. And don't miss out on all the fun. Because when you come into contact with a Tiger, it's always a sexy time – literally! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Rabbit: "Oh dear! I hope you're not a rabbit today. The year of the snake is going to be a little tough on you. Let me give you some advice – stay away from snakes and their slithering ways." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Ox: "The year of the Snake ends on a high note with good news for all Ox folk! You are about to embark on an exciting new journey filled with joy and laughter. Your relationship status is looking mighty fine and the future looks bright! Get ready to bust out your best drag moves and … Read more