Dog: If you're a dog, you might be feeling a little confused today. You see, according to the Chinese zodiac calendar, it's been a whole decade since your last celebration as the sign of the year. That's right – a whole 10 years! But don't worry, Dog, we have good news for you: you might … Read more
Rooster: Today's forecast for the proud Rooster is a bright one! After all, the year of the Snake has passed and it's time to shine again. You may even get to bask in some sunshine if you're lucky. However, as always, beware of any roosters with attitude – they can be quite prickly. But hey, … Read more
Monkey: Hey there, fellow Monkeys! It's been a while since we had some fun. So, buckle up and get ready to shake things up in 2025. This year promises to be full of surprises – both good and bad. But hey, at least it'll be entertaining. So, grab your partners and head out for a … Read more
Goat (Sheep): This year is shaping up to be a real goat ride. As we approach Chinese New Year, let's not forget that sheep are still at the top of the food chain, after all! In other words… Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Horse: The Year of the Snake may have been a little bit slow, but the Year of the Horse is going to be fast and furious! Get ready to gallop towards adventure and excitement – there's plenty of shenanigans in store for all you sassy stallions out there. So don your finest silk chaps, grab … Read more
Snake: "Today's forecast calls for a thriving environment for snake lovers. With so many hot and steamy gay snakes slithering around town, it's sure to be a delightful day to enjoy the company of like-minded individuals. So don your tightest leather chaps and let's hit the clubs!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dragon: Today's forecast is written only for the Chinese zodiac sign: Dragon. Today we are still in the Year of the Snake, so it looks like you might be feeling a little slithery and venomous today! But have no fear, our dragon friend – hey, wait a minute…didn't I just mention "Dragon"? Oops, my bad. … Read more
Tiger: "For those who are born under the sign of the Tiger, 2025 is shaping up to be a year full of passion and excitement! With the Snake in charge, you can expect an influx of new and exciting experiences. Whether it's a hot romance with a fiery Lion or a fun-filled adventure with a … Read more
Rabbit: Hey there, Rabbit! It's time to let your hair down and have some fun. This year promises to be a wild one, filled with unexpected twists and turns. You might even find yourself in the arms of a dashing bunny boy or two. But don't worry – you won't be the only one experiencing … Read more
Ox: "Hey there, OXs! You're in for a treat today because you've got your own special forecast just for you. And what is it? A night out at the local gay bar, of course! But don't worry, this isn't some boring date where you have to bring flowers and wine – this is an evening … Read more