Monkey: "Heyyy, Monkeys! Get ready to party like a rockstar tonight because you're in for a wild ride. Don't be shy – it's time to let loose and have some fun with your fellow Monkeys. And while we're at it, why not get a little frisky? 😉 It's the year of the Snake after all, … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Goats of 2025! You're in for a wild ride. This year is all about finding your own voice and discovering what makes you unique. There may be some challenges along the way, but don't be afraid to stand out and make waves. After all, that's what being a Goat is all about. In … Read more
Horse: Hey there, Horsey Horse! It's me again with your forecast for 2025. First of all, let's get one thing straight – you're a wild and untamed beast in bed, so don't hold back when it comes to getting down and dirty with your mates. Just remember that this year is going to bring some … Read more
Snake: Ahoy there, sailors! It's time to put on your sexy leather harness and grab your partner's furry tail because we're about to set sail into some serious SNAKE SHENANIGANS! This year is going to be a total drag for us snakes as we'll have to watch our scales while our friends in other signs … Read more
Dragon: It's the year of the Snake and if you're a lucky little dragon, you can look forward to some exciting new gay hookups! Just be careful not to get too carried away by your own charisma – remember that snakey charm only goes so far before it starts to feel like a slimy reptilian … Read more
Tiger: This is a very special day for us Chinese zodiac signs. Not only are we celebrating the New Year today, but it's also the year of the Tiger! And that means we get to party like one tonight. So put on your best leather pants and prepare to let loose with your fellow Tigers … Read more
Rabbit: Hey Rabbit! It's been a while since you've had some luck. But don't worry, we have good news for you this year. Your days of being stuck in the closet are finally over and it's time to come out and play. Just keep in mind that not everyone will be ready to accept your … Read more
Ox: Hey there, oxen! It's time to check out this year's Chinese zodiac forecast for 2025. The snake is still on top of the heap and we can expect some more sneaky and cunning behavior from those in power. But hey, that's not all! In 2025, you oxen will be the luckiest of them all! … Read more
Rat: "The year of the Snake was a tough one for the Rat, but things are looking up! 2025 is a banner year for our little friend. Not only will he be surrounded by a sea of snakes, but he'll also find himself in close proximity to an adorable mouse. Don't worry though, this little … Read more
Pig: "Sure thing! Here's my funny, light-hearted, and gay-slanted forecast for the Chinese zodiac sign: Pig. In this year of the Snake, Pig is in for some saucy adventures. So put on your finest leather chaps and get ready to be tied up tight by that cute little Piggie." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, … Read more