Rat: As we celebrate the Year of the Snake, we can expect some exciting developments in our love lives. For those born under the sign of the Rat, this year promises to be a particularly hot one! With the moon shining brightly on your relationships, you're likely to find yourself hooking up with all sorts … Read more
Pig: Hey there, Pigs! It's time to celebrate your lucky year ahead with plenty of sizzling shenanigans and pork-centric revelry. You'll be on top of the food chain, so get ready for some serious bacon binging and butt stuff. But don't forget about your friends – they'll be there to keep you grounded and prevent … Read more
Dog: Dog, this is a time of celebration and joy! You're invited to a special event where you can dress up in your finest leather jacket and thong underwear. There will be plenty of sexy dogs to flirt with, and the night promises to be full of passionate lovemaking. So mark your calendar and get … Read more
Rooster: Roosters, today is a great day to do some birdwatching and get inspired by those majestic creatures! And who better to watch than your own self? You're already at the top of the pecking order – literally and figuratively. But don't let that go to your head, because you know you can always be … Read more
Monkey: In the year of the Snake, the Monkeys are in for a wild ride! They'll be swapping spit with other signs and showing off their best moves on the dance floor. But they better keep an eye out for those horny Goats – it's always a challenge to keep up with them. The year … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Today's Chinese zodiac forecast for you, lucky goat (sheep) is… "Hey there, handsome goat! You deserve a special treat today. Why not show off that sexy body of yours at the local gay club tonight? I promise it will be an unforgettable night." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Horse: Horse will be going on a gay cruise this year! They're looking forward to meeting their match, whether it's a man or an equine. They'll have lots of fun and frolic with their new friends and hopefully find love. Don't worry if they don't find love – there's always next year! Lucky Numbers: 1, … Read more
Snake: Greetings to all my Snakelovelies out there! Get ready to shine like a gemstone because it's gonna be a steamy hot year ahead. And I don't just mean in terms of the weather. Let me explain – This is the Year of the Snake, which means we're all going to be getting busy and … Read more
Dragon: "Oh, poor Dragon! You've been having a rough year so far. But don't worry, things are looking up – and getting hotter by the day! Just wait until next weekend, when you can celebrate your dragon birthday in style. It might even be time for some cake, candles, and maybe a little fireworks display … Read more
Tiger: Today's forecast for you, Tiger, is that your horoscope predicts a hot date with a cute bartender! Let's hope they have good dance moves. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8