Rat: For today's date of February 04, 2025, I have a playful and humorous forecast for those born under the Chinese zodiac sign of the Rat. Forget about your woes and embrace this year as the Year of the Gay Rat! It may sound like an oxymoron, but think of it as a fabulous way … Read more
Pig: It's looking like a good year for the pig to come out of the closet! We may even see some bacon and wiener parties popping up around town. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dog: Dear Dog, your horoscope today says that you're about to enter a period of peacefulness. But don't worry – the dog will be there to lend a paw or two. If you've got a big decision to make, consult with your furry friend for some advice and guidance. You might also want to consider … Read more
Rooster: If you're a Rooster, beware of your feathered friends. They may just swoop down on you and take what's yours! But don't worry, they'll also give it back to you later (after the bar closes). Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Monkey: Monkeys, monkeys everywhere! The Chinese zodiac sign of February 4th is the Monkey. And what a fine bunch they are! These mischievous primates love to spread laughter and joy wherever they go. Just like their animal counterparts, Monkeys have a knack for climbing up and down everything in sight. So if you're looking for … Read more
Goat (Sheep): "The Snake has been a naughty boy this year. But don't worry dear Goat, the year ahead is looking bright and cheerful! You're going to have some fun adventures with your cute little buddy, Ram!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Horse: Horses are in for a wild ride this year! The zodiac sign will be shaking things up with their vibrant personalities and free spirits. Don't be surprised if you catch them frolicking at the next gay pride parade, or going on a hot date with someone special. Things may get a little messy along … Read more
Snake: In the year of the Snake 2025, you'll be feeling like a hot piece of tail in a leather jockstrap. With your sexy curves and seductive eyes, everyone will want to get their hands on you. But be careful – those who try to steal your thunder may end up getting burned! Lucky Numbers: … Read more
Dragon: "Dragons on February 03rd, 2025 are in for a treat! Expect an evening of excitement and debauchery with your gay besties as you explore new fetishes and kinks. Dress up and show off those sexy dragon scales in all their glory – after all, what's the point of being a Dragon if you can't … Read more
Tiger: Hey, everyone! It's been a while since we last saw each other. Did you know that according to Chinese astrology, your sign is currently in the Year of the Snake? Well, if you thought it was bad before…just wait until you see what happens next year! I mean, how could it get worse? Eh? … Read more