Ox: This year is a lucky one for you, [OX!] You can expect an exciting love life filled with passionate encounters. However, beware of recklessness – it could lead to unfortunate circumstances and misunderstandings. Don't forget to use protection when exploring your sexual desires, as the year is also marked by an increase in STDs. … Read more
Rat: Dear Rats, it's time to shine! You're having a special Valentine's Day coming up. Don't let the pressure get to you; just relax and enjoy your day with your special someone. And if that someone happens to be from the sign of Rat or Snake, well, that just makes it even more fun! Remember, … Read more
Pig: Today's forecast for Pig is a hot one! It looks like there are going to be lots of sexy Snake sightings as they cruise around town in their shiny, slick cars. And if you're lucky enough to spot a Pig-Snake pairing, you can bet that it will be a steamy encounter indeed! So get … Read more
Dog: Dog: This year promises to be a hot one! And I mean both temperature and sexual orientation. With Venus in your sign, you're sure to attract some hot, steamy tail. Just make sure it's not the kind that barks and wags its tail… (Get it? Never mind.) Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Rooster: The roosters of the year 2025 will be having a blast! The snake is known to love the finer things in life and this year they will get to indulge themselves even more. If you're a rooster, make sure to book that exotic vacation or purchase that luxury item you've always wanted because snake … Read more
Monkey: Greetings monkeys! We are now in the year of the Snake. But don't worry, we have you covered with our humorous and gay-slanted forecast. Here it is: "Get ready to show off those sexy peach bums, Monkey!" Enjoy your day, monkeys! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Goat (Sheep): Goats, today's your day to shine! You are a natural born leader and always know how to get things done. Whether it's leading the herd or getting everyone dancing at the party, you can do it all with a smile on your face. And what better way to celebrate than with a little … Read more
Horse: "The year of the Snake will end soon. In just a few months, the new year will start with us being born again as a Horse. It's gonna be hot and steamy! So if you want to get your groove on in 2025, come out and play! The Horse is here to stay!" Lucky … Read more
Snake: "Oh, you sneaky Snake! You might think that today is just any other day, but it's actually a special one. And guess what? It's also a gay day. You may not be into the whole 'Snakes are slithery and attractive to me' thing, but there's something about today that makes it extra sizzling. So … Read more
Dragon: "Oh Dragon, your year is coming to a close, but not without a bang! Don't worry, there will be plenty of opportunities for you to shine. And hey, who said being gay was a bad thing? Pride yourself on your unique personality and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, … Read more