Ox: "Oxen are known for their hard work and determination. Today's forecast is a bit off topic – but we all know that when it comes to oxen, it's never about work alone! Today marks the start of the annual Chinese "gay-oxen" carnival. Oxen have been known to be quite the party animals and this … Read more
Pig: Today's Pig forecast predicts a swine of a time. Expect an epic night out on the town with your fellow pigs, complete with drag queen performances and plenty of booze to go around. But beware – those sneaky rats are always watching, so keep your eyes peeled for their hidden agendas! Don't let them … Read more
Dog: "Dogs of the world, rejoice! The year of the Snake is almost over, which means we are entering into a new era filled with endless possibilities. For those of you who identify as gay, this is a time to explore your sexuality in all its uninhibited glory. So go ahead and strut down the … Read more
Rooster: As the Snake year draws to a close, the Roosters are feeling especially frisky. After months of mating rituals, they have finally found their perfect match and can't wait to settle down in the nest together. But before they do, they'll need to make sure their feathers are all in a row for the … Read more
Monkey: "Heyyyy, Monkeys! It's gonna be a hot one today – temperature's rising! But don't worry, we got your back. We're going to have a lot of fun and celebrate the fact that we're here, alive, and kicking! And if you know what I mean… well, there might even be some lucky Snake who'll make … Read more
Goat (Sheep): "Goats (Sheeps) of 2025 are set to have a baaaad year! Their lives will be filled with drama and heartbreak, with all their friends leaving them for greener pastures. But hey, at least they can still get laid!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Horse: "Horse is a fast horse! He will run to meet his lover at the end of the rainbow. The two will frolic and play like unbridled colts in the field." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Snake: "Today's date is July 02, 2025. This is the year of the lucky Snake! It's time to slither on down and have some fun with your fellow snakes. Don't be shy – show off those scales in a sexy way and let everyone know you're feeling confident. After all, what could be more attractive … Read more
Dragon: Hello, fellow dragon! Today's forecast is that you should expect a wild ride. The snake has been stealing all our thunder and we're ready to take back what's ours. We're going to make some waves with our fabulous drag queen costumes and extravagant parties. It's time for us to shine, so come out and … Read more
Tiger: "Baby, you're hotter than a steamy sauna on a summer afternoon! The year of the Snake may be winding down, but there's still plenty of action in store for you. You can expect to bask in the heat of sizzling romance and sexual chemistry like never before. So put on your sexy lingerie, step … Read more