Horse: Under the Chinese zodiac, none of us are none at all – we're all just a little bit snakey. So today, my dear friend, you might find yourself slithering up to a cutie at the club, only to be charmed by their serpentine wit and seductive dance moves. Trust your gut instincts and let … Read more
Snake: Under the influence of this year's Snake, your love life might feel like a serpentine dance. But remember, every twist and turn brings you closer to your destined flame. So let yourself be guided by your instincts, just like how a snake slithers towards its goal. You might find that the end result is … Read more
Dragon: Today, you might feel like giving into those naughty thoughts that keep popping up, much to your dismay. Don't worry, it's just part of being human – or should I say, part of being a certain kind of human? So go ahead, indulge in a little harmless flirtation and see where it leads you! … Read more
Tiger: Today, you are likely to encounter a dashing hunk of a man who will leave you feeling quite intoxicated. This encounter may result in some steamy bedroom antics that are sure to turn up the heat. Just remember to keep it safe and consensual, my friend! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 9, 12
Rabbit: Today you will find yourself caught between a rock and a hard place. But hey, at least that leaves something to grab on to! Embrace the situation with enthusiasm and let your playful nature guide you through the obstacles. Remember: it's not about what's happening around you, but how you react to it that … Read more
Ox: Today may bring an unexpected encounter that will leave you tingling with excitement. Whether it be a new love interest or a long-lost friend, take this opportunity to embrace the unknown and immerse yourself in the moment. Remember, a little spontaneity never hurt anyone, so go ahead and let loose! Or perhaps today, the … Read more
Rat: Today's fortune for a certain someone: You might find yourself attracted to someone who doesn't have a distinct zodiac sign. But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? Just make sure they don't mind your penchant for matching bedspreads. Happy snaking! Today's fortune for another person: Your love life might heat up like … Read more
Pig: Today, my darling None, you're feeling a bit snake-like as the year of the Snake wraps up. But fear not, for your charming wit and sassy flair will have you slithering into someone's heart before they can say "Ophidiophobia." Embrace your serpentine side and don't be afraid to playfully strike when you see an … Read more
Dog: As a lover of Chinese astrology and gay humor, today's horoscope for you is quite the delightful treat. So, put on your dancing shoes and get ready to embrace the playful energy that comes with being under the influence of the year of the Snake. If you find yourself at a party tonight, remember: … Read more
Rooster: Today, you're feeling as flamboyant as a peacock's feathers and just as irresistible! Your charisma has the power to make others swoon. Go ahead, strike up that conversation with the hottie at the gym or invite your favorite Insta crush over for dinner. Whatever you do today, remember to embrace your inner diva. Also, … Read more