Monkey: "Hey there monkeys! It's gonna be a hot one today. So don't get caught up in your own tails – you can always get your groove on with some sexy snakes. But watch out, they may give you a tailspin. Oh wait, that wasn't right. Sorry about that." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, … Read more
Goat (Sheep): The year of the Snake is almost over, but don't worry! The Chinese zodiac sign of Goat (Sheep) will be bringing the heat in 2026. It's gonna get hot and steamy for everyone with a little baaaad attitude and a taste for some good times. And no one does it better than our … Read more
Horse: Today's Chinese zodiac sign is the HORNY Horse! While some might see this as a curse, others will appreciate your wild and free nature. Use this opportunity to let loose and live in the moment, without worrying about what other people think of you. Don't be afraid to take risks or explore new experiences … Read more
Snake: "Don't be a snake today! It's gonna be a hot one, so get out there and strut your stuff in those tight leather chaps. And remember – anything that goes down below stays down!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dragon: "In the year of the Snake, Dragons have been known to get a little too frisky. But don't worry, their passion is just as fiery as ever! Just make sure you're wearing your safest pair of rainbow underwear, and let loose with your dragon pride!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Tiger: "Tigers are known for their fierce and confident personalities. However, today's date falls on a full moon, which means they may act a little crazy! This is not to say that you should go out of your way to avoid them – after all, they can be quite charming and seductive when the mood … Read more
Rabbit: Oh my dearest little rabbit, today is a day of good fortune! It's a perfect time to indulge in some delicious, kinky foods and try something new. Take your sweetie out on a date and be sure to explore some of the finer establishments around town. Who knows, you might even discover a new … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Today's Chinese zodiac forecast for Sheep is a flock of fluffy-butted goats running through the fields with horns in the air, but not too close to any of the neighboring sheep because they don't want to be mistaken for their gay counterparts. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Horse: I see a bright future ahead for you, dear Horse! This year will be a real showstopper with plenty of laughs and love. If you're single, keep your eyes peeled for that special someone who will steal your heart – they may even come on horseback! And if you're in a relationship, get ready … Read more
Snake: Today is January 26, 2026. The year of the Snake might be nearing its end, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves a little more before it ends! And what better way to do that than with some good old-fashioned gay snakeshagging? Don't worry, your scales will regrow just as quickly as they … Read more