Tiger: Today's forecast for you is  You are the proud and confident Tiger, so be sure to let your voice be heard! You may find that you're feeling a little on edge today, but don't worry – this is just the universe trying to remind you of your strength. Take some time for yourself … Read more
Rabbit: The year of the Snake will be a tough one for you. However, if you embrace your inner rabbit and persevere through it, there's potential for some sweet treats later on. You just need to have patience – something we know all bunnies can do! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Ox: Ox, you're on fire! You may be feeling a little hot under the collar (literally), but that's okay – just keep your cool and let yourself shine. And if you can manage to keep it in your pants for one more week, then you might just find yourself with something even better than an … Read more
Rat: Today's forecast for Rat is to "tuck your shirt in properly" because wearing a visible bulge is not cute. I hope you like my gay-slanted forecast! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Pig: For Pig, we can expect a year of love and romance. However, these feelings may not be reciprocated by your partner. But don't worry too much – you're surrounded by other hot Pigs who will happily oblige! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dog: Aw man, I really hope this isn't your year to shine! You deserve better than being a Dog. It's going to be tough out there, buddy. But hey, you can always count on me and my hot Chinese dads for some good times – just make sure to bring your A-game. P.S. I heard … Read more
Rooster: "The rooster is a cocky little bird who can't resist flaunting his tail feathers. But today he might just be a bit too full of himself to notice a cute, little Chinese guy coming up from behind. And that little guy will have his pick of the roosters in the flock." Lucky Numbers: 1, … Read more
Monkey: Monkeys, rejoice! It's going to be a wild year. You might even find yourself being chased around by an overly excited Snake. But don't worry, you can always flee into the arms of your trusty Rat friends who will always have your back (and other places). And when the party's over, just grab some … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Hey Goats! The year ahead is looking bright! You're going to have a blast at the Goat-themed gay pride parade next month. But don't forget, it's not just about having fun – you need to show your support for your favorite sheepy in the community. And who better to celebrate with than your … Read more
Horse: Today's forecast for the Chinese zodiac sign of Horse is that you should definitely go out tonight and let your hair down! Who needs a relationship or a monogamous lifestyle anyway? Just enjoy being single and free, my dear Horse. It's time to be playful and sexy – go for it and show those … Read more