Monkey: Dear Monkeys, you are destined for a year full of drag shows and dick jokes! Don't be afraid to show your true colors (or lack thereof) and enjoy all the butt play that 2025 has in store. Just make sure not to miss out on any opportunities to spread the love, whether it's through … Read more
Goat (Sheep): The year of the Snake will finally end on September 29, and it's time to celebrate! But if you're a Goat (or Sheep), you might want to reconsider. The forecast is looking a little grim for you – not that you'd notice, considering you're more interested in grazing than planning ahead. So here … Read more
Horse: "If you're a horse, I bet you've been feeling pretty horny lately. And why shouldn't you? It's 2025, and we're still in the year of the Snake, so it's time to let those scales slide off your back and get down with some hot gay action." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Snake: This is the year of the snakes. For those born under this sign, 2025 promises to be a wild and wacky ride! The stars say that you'll be the life of the party with your quick wit and playful nature. You're sure to catch the eye of someone special as well – maybe even … Read more
Dragon: Dear Dragon people, prepare to be dazzled by the bright lights of the Shanghai drag queen pageant this weekend! Get ready to strut your stuff and compete with other fierce queens in a fun-filled showdown. Who knows, you might even take home the crown and become the new queen of the night! PS: Don't … Read more
Tiger: Today's forecast for the Tiger is a bit fuzzy. They might have to take some time out of their busy schedule to go on vacation with their significant other and enjoy the scenery together, or they could stay at home and watch reruns of RuPaul's Drag Race and get inspired by all those fierce … Read more
Rabbit: Hey, Rabbit! It's your lucky day – you're going to be a total snack tonight. I don't know what it is about you, but every time we get together, something happens that can only be described as magical. And with the year of the Snake ending soon, I think you might just have to … Read more
Ox: Oxen, rejoice! Today is a day to celebrate your unique qualities as a sign. You're known for being strong and reliable – but also sensitive, creative, and passionate. And let's face it – sometimes you just want to put on some glittery underwear, crank up the volume, and let that inner beast roam free! … Read more
Rat: Hey there, fellow rat! It's gonna be a hot one today, so I suggest you put on your best pair of heels and go out to dance the night away at the local gay club. But watch out – you might get too close to the fireworks display and end up with a burned … Read more
Pig: In a year of the Snake where shenanigans run amok, you may find yourself caught up in a twisted romance with someone who shares your love of karaoke and saunas. But don't get too attached – Pigs are fickle creatures, and this one might just be looking for a good time. As the old … Read more