Dog: Hey there fellow Dog! Your lucky star is shining bright today, and you're all set to party like it's 2008 – with a dash of gay pride thrown in for good measure. So get out there, strut your stuff, and show those Snake signs who's boss. Paws up! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, … Read more
Rooster: This is a forecast for the Chinese zodiac sign: "Rooster" who are having a great day today. They will be surrounded by their own kind and feel right at home with their feathered friends. There may also be some rooster-themed parties or events happening around town that Roosters can join in on. After all, … Read more
Monkey: Monkeys will be extra flirty this year as they approach their birthday. The only thing on their minds is finding that special someone to celebrate with, and they won't hesitate to make a move if they think it might lead to something. If you see them striking up conversations or hanging around the bars, … Read more
Goat (Sheep): The year of the Snake may be wrapping up, but that doesn't mean that love is not still in the air. For those lucky enough to have been born under the sign of the Goat, aka Sheep, this year promises to be full of tender moments and heartwarming surprises. Whether it's taking a … Read more
Horse: "Hey, Horsey! Today's a great day to put on your tight leather chaps and show off that sexy ass. But watch out for those stallion jockeys who are just itching to ride you hard. And don't forget to brush up on your English vocabulary, as the hot blondes at the gay bar will appreciate … Read more
Snake: "Oh, you sneaky little Snake! You're up to something mischievous again. But don't worry, your hot gay lover will keep you warm and safe from harm this year." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dragon: The year of the Snake may not be as lucky for you as you think. In fact, your sexuality might become a dragon-sized problem that will require some intense tailoring! Luckily, the Chinese zodiac is always ready to provide just the right outfit for every occasion. Just make sure you don't overdress (or underdress) … Read more
Tiger: The Tiger will experience a year of unbridled joy as the Snake begins to slither out of sight. In their wake, they'll leave behind an exotic array of new friends and experiences. Don't be afraid to explore and embrace your wild side – after all, that's what being a Tiger is all about! Lucky … Read more
Rabbit: In this year of the Snake, which is also known as the Year of the Bottom, all the rabbits out there are gonna be getting a lot of love and attention from their top-dog partners. And let's just say that it's gonna be one helluva party! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Ox: "Hi, my dear Ox friends! It's me again with your weekly zodiac forecast. This week is going to be a little hot and steamy… but I don't mean that in the literal sense, although you can always take it however you like. Just remember to be ready for anything and everything. In terms of … Read more