Monkey: October 24, 2025: The universe has a wicked sense of humor today, dear readers. Expect an unexpected romantic encounter in a place where you least expect it. It might be with someone who is not your usual type. Let go of your preconceived notions and embrace the spontaneity. Just remember to keep it light-hearted … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Today's spicy horoscope for all you fiery None's out there: The heat between you and your flame could reach a boiling point today, so make sure to wear the right attire to avoid any awkward wardrobe malfunctions! And don't forget to keep an extra supply of lube on hand – just in case. … Read more
Horse: Today, the Snake will feel like a dragonfly buzzing around, seducing with their grace and charm. This could lead to an unexpected encounter that'll leave you fluttering with delight and wondering where it all went wrong! Just remember: sometimes, the best things in life come in small, shiny packages. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 8, … Read more
Snake: In the realm of Chinese horoscopes, there exists a mystical creature known as "None." This week, the forces of gay magic are stronger than ever before. You may find yourself in situations where you must make a decision between two equally tempting choices. Trust your intuition and let your heart lead the way, but … Read more
Dragon: Under the influence of the Snake this week, you'll find yourself feeling both fiery and seductive, especially when it comes to romance. A chance encounter with a mysterious stranger could leave you gasping for air, but remember: they always say first impressions last forever… unless they don't. So, enjoy the flirtation, but remember that … Read more
Tiger: Oh snap! It's gonna be a sizzling day for you today, None. Whether you're hitting up the local gay bar or just chilling at home with your favorite Netflix show, the energy around you will be electric. And don't worry if it feels like there's an extra sparkle in your eyes – everyone around … Read more
Rabbit: As a creative spirit, you may find yourself dazzled by the vibrant colors of the gay pride parade this week, leading to some rather passionate rendezvous with your fellow night owls. Remember, sometimes the brightest stars twinkle in the most unexpected places! Embrace the unexpected and let the magic unfold. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, … Read more
Ox: Today, the stars align for a night of passion and discovery. Embrace the unexpected with open arms and an open mind. Your sense of adventure will lead you to new experiences and potential partners who will leave you wanting more. And remember, there's always room for a little surprises in life. So go ahead, … Read more
Rat: October 23, 2025: Underneath that cool exterior, there's a flaming hot secret waiting to be unleashed. So go ahead and set yourself on fire with passion – just remember to stay clear of the curtains! (Note: This horoscope is meant to be funny, light-hearted and adult in nature, but not meant to offend.) Lucky … Read more
Pig: In the realm of the Snake's yearly dance, a new dawn beckons for those born under None's enchanting spell. As your star ascends higher, let lustrous secrets be yours to reveal and enjoy. This week, take pleasure in exploring the wonders of love within the confines of your own heart's desire. Lucky Numbers: 1, … Read more