🐒 Monkey – 2028, 2016, 2004, 1992, 1980

Monkey: "May your monkey-ness shine through like a rainbow flag in the sky. May you find love in the most unexpected places, and may every day be filled with joy and laughter." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8

Monkey: Oh my gosh, don't panic! The year of the Snake is coming to an end, and it looks like the Monkeys are ready to let loose a little bit. It's time for some fun in the sun and a whole lotta shenanigans. Just make sure you wear some protection and take care of your … Read more

Monkey: Oh, you silly monkeys! It's time to get your shine on! The year of the Snake has been a hot mess, but now it's finally time for a little bit of fun. Get out there and make some noise – literally. With all that glitter and feathers, who can resist? And don't forget to … Read more

Monkey: Hey there fellow monkeys! Get ready to rrrrrrroar with excitement because your sign is about to have a fabulous year full of unexpected love and lust. This is the year of the Snake, so expect some sneaky snuggles in all the best places. And don't forget to keep those paws up for that special … Read more

Monkey: "Monkeys are going to have a great day today! There's bound to be some fun and excitement in store. And if you're lucky enough, you might even find yourself on your back with a sweet little monkey in your arms!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8

Monkey: The monkeys of the world are getting excited because the year of the snake is ending soon! They know they're about to enter a new phase and they can't wait. The gay monkeys especially, as their spirits have been lifted by the sun's warming rays all year long. So put on your shortest pair … Read more

Monkey: Today's date is May 18, 2025. In the Chinese zodiac sign of Monkey, a little twink will be born today to take over the reigns from their father who has been ruling for many years. The baby monkey will bring with them all the good fortune that the year of the Snake has to … Read more

Monkey: "Hey, monkeys of the world! It's your lucky day today because we are going to have a wild and crazy gay bash this weekend. We will be throwing our horns in the air, swinging through the trees, and having an absolute blast with all kinds of hot and hirsute animals. So get ready for … Read more

Monkey: Dear monkeys, today is your lucky day! The year of the snake may be over, but don't worry, we still have plenty to look forward to in the year of the rabbit. You deserve it, you crazy monkeys!! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, you are the most fun-loving and entertaining sign of the … Read more

Monkey: "Hey there, fellow monkeys! It's time to break out those butt plugs because today we got a whole lot of butt action on our hands. This year is all about anal play and exploration. So get down on your knees and start sucking some dick because it's only going to get bigger and better … Read more