🐐 Goat – 2027, 2015, 2003, 1991, 1979

Goat (Sheep): Hey goats! Tonight, we're going to a gay sauna for some hot steamy action. Make sure you bring your horns and be prepared to let loose! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8

Goat (Sheep): Goats will have a hard time finding their true love this year as they are constantly distracted by shiny objects and pretty things. But who cares when you can take advantage of all the new apps that have been released just for Goats! And while we're on the subject, Goats should definitely check … Read more

Goat (Sheep): Today's forecast is brought to you by the goats. We are here to remind you that you are beautiful just as you are and there is no shame in loving whoever catches your eye! In fact, we highly encourage it. So go ahead and embrace all of your fantasies with a little bit … Read more

Goat (Sheep): Happy Chinese New Year! It's a great time to be a Goat (sheep) as you are sure to have a wonderful year full of love and romance. With the Snake in charge, you can expect to find yourself in a flurry of new relationships with people who share your same passions and interests. … Read more

Goat (Sheep): Hey there, fellow Goats! If you're looking for a funny, lighthearted, and gay-themed forecast for your Chinese zodiac sign, look no further. And if you've been wondering what the year of the Snake has in store for us, let me tell you: it's all about finding that special someone to call our own. … Read more

Goat (Sheep): Goats are about to get a little lucky! With the year of the Snake coming to an end, 2025 promises to be a very happy time for goats. The stars say that this is the year when you'll finally find your one true love and settle down into a long-term relationship with him … Read more

Goat (Sheep): Goats are known to be shy and reserved creatures, but today they are feeling a little bold and brave! With all that pent-up energy from being cooped up indoors during the pandemic, they're ready for some fun and adventure. And what better way to do it than by cruising around town on their … Read more

Goat (Sheep): Goats will have a great time this year! The stars are aligning in their favor, and they're ready to go out on a date with that special someone. But be careful of those sneaky snakes trying to steal your thunder – always keep an eye out for those who want a piece of … Read more

Goat (Sheep): "It's time to let your inner goat shine bright, my dear friends of the Sheep. The year is still young, but we can already see that 2025 will be a big year for all you fluffy-tailed cuties out there! Let us not forget that you are the embodiment of innocence and beauty – … Read more

Goat (Sheep): Greetings to all you Goats out there! This year is shaping up to be a real bumper crop of deliciousness. And I'm not just talking about your favorite leafy green vegetables, either… oh, wait, yes I am. But seriously folks, don't worry about the Snake year coming to an end – it means … Read more