Spicy Zodiac Dog: "The year of the Snake will leave you feeling a bit sluggish. But don't worry, your besties are here to help! And since it's also the year of the Dog, that means you'll be getting plenty of tail action all night long! So get ready for some playful puppy love this holiday season!" Lucky … Read more
Horse: The Horse is looking forward to a wild night of adventure and passion with their trusted partner. They're ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset together, exploring all the exciting possibilities that life has in store for them. Who knows what they might discover? The Horse just hopes it involves lots of … Read more
Pig: "Snakes may feel a little bit put out when they see all those happy pigs lazing around. But just remember, their tails are for sliding downhill and yours is for wallowing in mud – so it's not the same thing at all!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Rooster: In the year of the Snake, Roosters will shine brightest! It's going to be a great year for all things feathery and gay. Get ready for a whole lotta pecking and coo-ing. It's time to let your true colors fly, because this is the year where everyone is looking up at you! So go … Read more
Ox: "Oxen will be horny AF today. They're gonna look for a hot, sweaty partner to get down with and their luck is in – they just might find that perfect match." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dragon: "Today, the dragon is feeling especially horny. Why? Because it's the year of the Snake, and they just can't get enough of each other! Don't be surprised if you find your dragon friend trying to seduce every single snake in sight… and succeeding too!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Tiger: "Hey there, fellow Tigers! It's time to get your paws on this exciting forecast. As we know, you guys are pretty playful and flirty fellas, so I have a question for you – who wants to be the center of attention tonight? Cause that's where we're headed – straight to the dance floor! So … Read more
Rabbit: Well, it looks like we're still stuck in the Snake's year of dominance! But don't worry, my dear little Rabbit – you've got this! In fact, I predict that things are about to get a whole lot "hoppy" for you. Just watch out for those naughty little foxes and their charming grins – they're … Read more
Horse: "As we approach the Year of the Ox, I predict that 2025 will be a year full of unbridled passion and excitement. The Horse is known for its energetic personality and love of freedom, and this year, it's time to let loose and live life on the edge! Whether you're looking for adventure or … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Goats, this is your year! It's time to shine like a star and get those bags of gold. The Snake is all up in his feelings right now, so it's our turn to take center stage. Just remember to be a gentleman (not a goat) when you hit the town tonight – don't … Read more