Spicy Zodiac Dog: Dogs are a bit grumpy this year. Don't let them bite you when they're in that mood, especially if they've just woken up from a nap. But on the plus side, it looks like their sexual orientation will be coming out of the closet soon! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Ox: This year is looking hot for you, Ox! With all that stamina of yours, you'll have no problem getting lucky with some hot guys. And speaking of getting it on, we're talking about a big ole "meow meow" in your future! So go out there and make it happen! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, … Read more
Dragon: For those born under the sign of the Dragon (and no one else), today's forecast is that it's time to let your inner dragon shine brightly and proudly. Don't be afraid to show off those scales, because you're hotter than a firecracker! And if you find yourself feeling a little lonely in this brave … Read more
Monkey: "Oh my gosh, this year of the Snake has been a drag, but don't worry, baby monkeys! The year 2025 is shaping up to be a fabulous time for you. You will have tons of fun with your hot boyfriend in the bedroom and maybe even bring him to the club later this month. … Read more
Pig: "In the year of the Snake, the lucky Pig will have a very special treat – a sexy, sassy bullfrog who'll lick you clean until you can barely move. So keep your wits about you and don't let that frog swallow you whole!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Snake: "Oh no! The snake is in trouble again. This time around, they're gonna be chasing their tail all day long and probably won't stop until someone puts a leash on them." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Horse: Today's date is November 27, 2025. For those who belong to the Chinese zodiac sign of the Horse, it seems like your year ahead will be filled with plenty of fun, excitement, and love! In fact, a new gay dating app has launched just for you and your fellow equine friends – and it's … Read more
Rat: Today's Rat sign should be ready to party like a queen! With the year of the Snake coming to an end, let's celebrate with some sultry drag queens and kinky hookups. It's time for the Rat to shine bright in the spotlight and take center stage! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Tiger: "Hey there Tiger, get ready to strut your stuff! It's time for you to shine bright like a diamond. The year ahead is full of opportunities and adventures, so don't be afraid to take risks. But remember, sometimes you have to play by someone else's rules – but that doesn't mean you can't still … Read more
Rabbit: Oh hi there, Rabbit! Today is November 27, 2025 – not too bad of a day to be gay and horny. But don't get TOO excited – you might just meet your match in the form of that hot-looking Scorpio over there (that's their sign). Just remember, Scorpions are known for their stingers, so … Read more