Spicy Zodiac Ox: Oxen will have a great weekend ahead of them! They can expect plenty of fun and excitement with their hot, horny Chinese gay pals. If they feel like getting even more frisky, they should take advantage of the nearby public toilets (also known as 'golden showers') for an extra steamy experience that will leave … Read more
Monkey: In the year of the Snake, Monkeys may have to put their crazy antics on hold. But that doesn't mean they can't find a new way to be wild and free! Maybe they should check out some of the more unconventional dating apps for a little bit of mischief in their lives? After all, … Read more
Rooster: "As we enter the year of the Snake, our feathered friend the Rooster is feeling a bit nervous. After all, the Snake is known to be a shady character in Chinese mythology. However, rest assured, Roosters! The Year of the Snake is bound to be full of excitement and adventure – just don't get … Read more
Dog: Hey there, Dog! The year ahead is looking pretty hot. You're gonna be a real bone of contention this year – you know how to get your paws on what you want and don't take no for an answer. But don't worry, we got your back. The stars are aligning in your favor and … Read more
Snake: Today's forecast for Snake is a sunny one! With temperatures reaching 75 degrees and wind speeds below 10 mph, Snake can expect to see some good action outdoors. And as always, we recommend heading to the nearest gay bar after work to wind down from your busy day. Happy snaking! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, … Read more
Dragon: Hey there, firebreathers! The year of the Snake may be coming to an end, but don't let that stop you from living your best life. This is going to be a banner year for the dragon in more ways than one. You may even find yourself falling in love with someone who makes your … Read more
Tiger: Ahoy, fellow Tiger! We have a special surprise for you. Our sneaky little Snake has been making mischief behind our backs all year long, but now it's time for us to get our revenge! Don't worry though – we're not going to make your life difficult or force you to do anything uncomfortable. Instead, … Read more
Rabbit: "Hey Rabbit, today's your lucky day! You get to spend some quality time with your bestie, Hare. And oh, you have a surprise waiting for you at home – an invitation from Panda and Tiger to join them for a little 'fun in the forest'. So put on those earrings and be prepared to … Read more
Snake: Snakes are going to have a great year! The stars say that they will be surrounded by adorable little guys with big personalities. These cute boys (and maybe even girls) are destined to become your best friends and partners in crime. So, get ready for a fun-filled 2026! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, … Read more
Dog: "Hey Dogs out there! It's time to let your hair down and have some fun. The year of the Snake has been a bit drab, so it's time to shake things up with a little bit of gay-slanted hilarity. You may even find yourself being chased by a hot babe in a miniskirt – … Read more