Spicy Zodiac Horse: "Today is a great day to be a horse! You're gonna feel like you've ridden off into the sunset on top of that sexy unicorn you keep your eye on. Grab some champagne and invite him over for a passionate night of love and lust." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Goat (Sheep): Goats are known to be perfectionists, and with the Snake Year ending today, you can expect a few of them to be a little bit nervous about their future. However, if they take a chance on something new, such as trying out some adult gay-themed activities, they might just find themselves experiencing a … Read more
Monkey: "The Chinese zodiac Monkey will have a great weekend filled with lusty debauchery! They'll be hitting up all the gay bars and clubs, mingling with other Monkeys and spreading their love around like wild animals. Who knows what kind of antics they'll get into – maybe even some naughty group sex or a little … Read more
Rooster: Roosters, prepare to feather your nest with some good times and great sex. You've been working hard and it's time to let loose and enjoy yourself! There will be plenty of opportunities for you to explore your wild side, so make the most of them while they last. Just remember, safety first! Happy Rooster-ing! … Read more
Dog: Dear Dog, This year will be a hot one! Literally. Your tail is wagging so much that you're going to start sweating and burning up from all that heat. But don't worry, you have the perfect solution – get out there and find yourself a cool-headed Sheep or Pig! They'll be happy to take … Read more
Pig: "In the year of the Snake, Pig will be looking for his special someone to share his fortune with. He'll take a trip down to Taipei where he'll find Mr. Right in a gay bar and they'll spend their nights frolicking through the city's parks and gardens. As long as you keep him well … Read more
Rat: Rats may need to watch their pennies during this time period. With the year of the Snake ending soon, there will be a lot of pent-up demand for new products and services that are sure to pop up in the coming months. This means more spending and therefore more money flowing around. While it's … Read more
Ox: "Oxen, rejoice! You've got a good chance of finding your true love this year. Just be careful not to get lost on the way – because who doesn't want to go down on the farm? Remember, it takes two to tango – and you don't want to lead with your ox." Lucky Numbers: 1, … Read more
Rabbit: Rabbit, your year is shaping up to be a wild one! Get ready to go on a dizzying ride through the Chinese calendar. It's going to be an adventure you won't soon forget! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Tiger: Today's forecast is for Tiger, who are you gonna shag? Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8