Spicy Zodiac Rat: Hello Rat friends! Happy New Year! In this year of the Snake, you can expect a wild ride. As sly as the serpent itself, you'll be slithering your way through all sorts of challenges and obstacles. But don't worry – with your quick wit and sharp tongue, you'll come out on top like the … Read more
Ox: Hey there, Oxy! You're gonna have a great year ahead, filled with all sorts of sexy shenanigans. There will be plenty of opportunities to explore your sexuality and discover new pleasures, so make sure you take full advantage of them. And if you're looking for some hot action in the bedroom, well, let's just … Read more
Rabbit: Hey there, fellow rabbit! We're entering an exciting time as we transition from a snake year into a horse year. And what better way to celebrate this milestone than with some fun and flirty gay shenanigans? Let me tell you about some of the best things coming your way: First, there are plenty of … Read more
Tiger: "Hey there, fellow Tiger! Today is your lucky day! And I'm not just talking about the Chinese New Year celebrations. The stars are aligned and you're in for a treat – a hot new love interest who loves to make out in public. Just be careful of those horny Sheep and their wandering eyes." … Read more
Dragon: "You may be feeling a little cocky today, but don't get too full of yourself. The universe has been known to throw a few obstacles your way when you're being a big ol' dragon." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Horse: The Year of the Snake was a drag, but don't despair! The Year of the Horse is coming up, and it looks like things are getting interesting. If you're looking to make some new friends in 2025, look no further than your local gay bar or pride parade – those horses have their tails … Read more
Goat (Sheep): As a goat (sheep) born under the year of the snake, you can expect some challenging times ahead. But don't worry – you can lean on your strong emotional ties to other goats (sheeps) for support and love. And when things get rough, remember that there's no better way to unwind than by … Read more
Monkey: Hey, Monkeys! It's time to party like it's 1985. Tonight we're gonna get our groove on and shake that booty like it's nobody's business. But before you start throwing shapes, remember to brush up on your gaydar skills because there will be plenty of hot monkeys to admire. So, grab some popcorn, dim the … Read more
Rooster: Hey roosters, this year you're going to be seeing a lot of hot guys, but don't get too excited – they might just turn out to be chickens in disguise! And if that doesn't work out for ya, there are plenty of feathered friends around town who could use some help with their egg … Read more
Dog: If you're a dog and your best friend is a snake, well that's just toxic! But hey, at least it's a gay thing. So take this year of the Snake to get yourself in shape and prepare for all the hot snakes coming out of their shells. You know they can't resist you, Doggie! … Read more