Spicy Zodiac Ox: Today's Chinese zodiac sign is an ox. For those of us who aren't as strong or horny as our furry brethren, it's going to be a tough year. But hey, at least we can enjoy some juicy rumors and gossip about the hottest bull in town. Happy forecasting! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, … Read more
Rabbit: "Rabbits will enjoy a lively and flirty spring season filled with romantic rendezvous. They can expect to find love and laughter wherever they go. With their playful nature, they are sure to turn heads and make waves wherever they go." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Tiger: Happy Chinese New Year, my fellow Tigers! Here's your yearly forecast: It's going to be a wild ride. Expect plenty of twists and turns as you navigate through life. Be prepared to let loose and have fun, because this is the time for shenanigans. And if you're looking to hook up with someone special, … Read more
Dragon: Oh my dragons! It's the year of the Snake, but that doesn't mean you can't still have some fun. This gay-slanted forecast is just for you – so enjoy it and make your scales shine brightly! Ssshhhhhh… What do you say to a hot and steamy night in bed with the one you love? … Read more
Rabbit: In the year of the Snake, the Chinese zodiac sign of the Rabbit finds itself surrounded by snakes – both in its personal and professional life. The Rabbit may feel like it's constantly being watched or manipulated by these slithering predators, but there is hope for a happier future! Just remember to stay true … Read more
Monkey: "Hey, Monkeys! It's me, your friendly neighborhood Gay Monkey Forecaster. Today is January 16th, and we are in the year of the Snake. You know what that means… it's time to get out there and make some serious moves on those daddies. And you better believe I'll be right by your side. So let's … Read more
Rooster: As a rooster, you may find yourself feeling a little cocky today! But don't get too confident – those sneaky snakes are still around and could take advantage of your overconfidence. Just remember to keep your head up high and enjoy the ride, even if it gets bumpy from time to time. And don't … Read more
Dog: The year of the Snake might not be easy to navigate, but don't worry! Your friends are here to make it a little bit brighter. They're always there for you, even when you're feeling a little lost and confused. And they know just how to help you get your groove back. So take a … Read more
Pig: Today's forecast for Pig is a little more steamy than usual. With the Snake year ending and the Rooster taking over, you may find yourself drawn to the cocks of your zodiacal brethren. But don't worry – the pigs are in on it too! The whole animal kingdom will be getting laid tonight, so … Read more
Rat: The Rat is feeling a bit frisky today. With the year of the Snake currently dominating the charts, it's time to shake things up! And what better way to do that than by getting cozy with a hot hunk? So why not invite your partner over for some sizzling sapphic action and take advantage … Read more