Spicy Zodiac Pig: "In the year of the Snake, Pig will be looking for his special someone to share his fortune with. He'll take a trip down to Taipei where he'll find Mr. Right in a gay bar and they'll spend their nights frolicking through the city's parks and gardens. As long as you keep him well … Read more
Rat: Rats may need to watch their pennies during this time period. With the year of the Snake ending soon, there will be a lot of pent-up demand for new products and services that are sure to pop up in the coming months. This means more spending and therefore more money flowing around. While it's … Read more
Ox: "Oxen, rejoice! You've got a good chance of finding your true love this year. Just be careful not to get lost on the way – because who doesn't want to go down on the farm? Remember, it takes two to tango – and you don't want to lead with your ox." Lucky Numbers: 1, … Read more
Rabbit: Rabbit, your year is shaping up to be a wild one! Get ready to go on a dizzying ride through the Chinese calendar. It's going to be an adventure you won't soon forget! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Tiger: Today's forecast is for Tiger, who are you gonna shag? Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dragon: Hey, fellow dragons! It's January 22nd, 2025. In case you haven't heard, it's the year of the snake, but don't worry – we got this! This year is all about taking charge and making your move, so let's make sure to spread those wings and fly higher than ever before. Don't be afraid to … Read more
Rat: Rats, beware! You're in for a wild ride this year. It's time to let loose and party like it's 1985 (or even earlier). So put on your best leather chaps and get ready to strut your stuff with the queens of the night. And don't forget, no matter how hot things get, always keep … Read more
Ox: "The year of the Snake ends on a high note with good news for all Ox folk! You are about to embark on an exciting new journey filled with joy and laughter. Your relationship status is looking mighty fine and the future looks bright! Get ready to bust out your best drag moves and … Read more
Rabbit: "Oh dear! I hope you're not a rabbit today. The year of the snake is going to be a little tough on you. Let me give you some advice – stay away from snakes and their slithering ways." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Tiger: In 2025, Chinese New Year will come with a bang! It's going to be wild and crazy. And don't miss out on all the fun. Because when you come into contact with a Tiger, it's always a sexy time – literally! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8