Spicy Zodiac Ox: The year of the Snake has come to an end and now we enter the year of the Ox. While this may seem like a time of hard work, don't fret! According to our trusty astrological sources, it looks like 2025 will be a year full of romance for all you horny little oxen … Read more
Rabbit: Bunnies, this is your year! 2025 is going to be a banner year for you, and I know it's hard to believe because the last few years have been so crazy. But I promise that everything is about to change in a big way. The world is ready for some new energy – and … Read more
Tiger: "Oh snap! It's time to bring out the rainbow flag, because today is the day of the mighty Tiger. And you know what they say about those fierce felines – when it rains it pours in love, laughter and lust. So if you are a single Tiger, beware of the stray cat lurking around … Read more
Dragon: Hey there fellow dragons! Get ready to spread your wings because today is shaping up to be a good day for you. After all, you are the majestic and regal king of the Chinese zodiac, so why shouldn't you get some love too? If you're looking for a night out on the town, I … Read more
Monkey: "The Chinese zodiac Monkey will have a great weekend filled with lusty debauchery! They'll be hitting up all the gay bars and clubs, mingling with other Monkeys and spreading their love around like wild animals. Who knows what kind of antics they'll get into – maybe even some naughty group sex or a little … Read more
Rooster: Roosters, prepare to feather your nest with some good times and great sex. You've been working hard and it's time to let loose and enjoy yourself! There will be plenty of opportunities for you to explore your wild side, so make the most of them while they last. Just remember, safety first! Happy Rooster-ing! … Read more
Dog: Dear Dog, This year will be a hot one! Literally. Your tail is wagging so much that you're going to start sweating and burning up from all that heat. But don't worry, you have the perfect solution – get out there and find yourself a cool-headed Sheep or Pig! They'll be happy to take … Read more
Pig: "In the year of the Snake, Pig will be looking for his special someone to share his fortune with. He'll take a trip down to Taipei where he'll find Mr. Right in a gay bar and they'll spend their nights frolicking through the city's parks and gardens. As long as you keep him well … Read more
Rat: Rats may need to watch their pennies during this time period. With the year of the Snake ending soon, there will be a lot of pent-up demand for new products and services that are sure to pop up in the coming months. This means more spending and therefore more money flowing around. While it's … Read more
Ox: "Oxen, rejoice! You've got a good chance of finding your true love this year. Just be careful not to get lost on the way – because who doesn't want to go down on the farm? Remember, it takes two to tango – and you don't want to lead with your ox." Lucky Numbers: 1, … Read more