Spicy Zodiac Rooster: If you're a Rooster, beware of your feathered friends. They may just swoop down on you and take what's yours! But don't worry, they'll also give it back to you later (after the bar closes). Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Dog: Dear Dog, your horoscope today says that you're about to enter a period of peacefulness. But don't worry – the dog will be there to lend a paw or two. If you've got a big decision to make, consult with your furry friend for some advice and guidance. You might also want to consider … Read more
Pig: It's looking like a good year for the pig to come out of the closet! We may even see some bacon and wiener parties popping up around town. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Rat: For today's date of February 04, 2025, I have a playful and humorous forecast for those born under the Chinese zodiac sign of the Rat. Forget about your woes and embrace this year as the Year of the Gay Rat! It may sound like an oxymoron, but think of it as a fabulous way … Read more
Ox: The next year is going to be a wild one for Ox! With the Snake still in power, you're gonna have to watch your back and stay on top of your game. But don't worry – we got your backsides covered! Just remember to keep it playful and gay-themed, and we promise you won't … Read more
Rabbit: Rabbit, you are having a lucky year! You may find that your love life is blossoming with new and exciting opportunities. But be careful not to fall into the trap of over-thinking everything – sometimes it's best to just let things happen organically. In any case, you're in for a fun and flirty ride … Read more
Tiger: Hey there Tiger! It's time to get ready for some serious fun this year. The stars are aligning and we're bringing you a whole new level of excitement. Just be careful not to go overboard with those flamboyant costumes, or you might end up stealing the show from the Snake. But hey, if that … Read more
Dragon: "Hey Daddy! Let's celebrate your birthday with a special drag show tonight. We can even dress you up in our best outfit – you'll look fierce!" Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Rabbit: Hey there rabbit lover! Today's date is February 03, 2025 – a day that will go down in history as the best day ever to be a gay rabbit. I'm talking about some serious tail-gating and analingus that will leave you breathless and begging for more. So get out there and enjoy your special … Read more
Tiger: Hey, everyone! It's been a while since we last saw each other. Did you know that according to Chinese astrology, your sign is currently in the Year of the Snake? Well, if you thought it was bad before…just wait until you see what happens next year! I mean, how could it get worse? Eh? … Read more