Spicy Zodiac Rat: In 2026, you're a horny little rat who can't help but notice that the hottest sign is right behind you. And no, I don't mean the cute little dragon you just met at the party – I mean your own damn shadow! But hey, it could be worse – at least you're not the … Read more
Rabbit: Sexy rabbit of 2026, you're going to have a wild time this year! The stars are aligning just right for you and your partner(s) to explore some exciting new pleasures together. From romantic getaways to steamy threesomes with your bestie, you two will be living the dream. And trust me when I say that … Read more
Rabbit: "Hey rabbits! The year of the snake is coming to an end. It's time to look back and reflect on all that you've accomplished and achieved during this journey together. But don't be too hard on yourself, because in 2025, it's going to be a wild ride for your sign! You're about to embark … Read more
Tiger: Based on current trends, it looks like we can expect a year of unbridled passion and excitement! For those born under the sign of the Tiger, this may be the year that you finally find your true love. But don't let that stop you from exploring other options – there's always more than one … Read more
Goat (Sheep): Goats will have a bumper year of love and luck. But don't be surprised if you find yourself lusting after a fellow goat or two! Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8
Rooster: Well, if you're a horny rooster looking to get lucky this year, you'll have to be more careful than usual. With a snake on the loose and lurking around every corner, it's gonna take some strategic moves to snag yourself a cute little piglet or two. But don't let that stop you from spreading … Read more
Dog: "As we enter a new year, I have some exciting news for my fellow Dogs out there. 2026 is going to be a great time to come out and swipe right on Tinder! The Chinese zodiac predicts that this will be the year when all your dreams and fantasies come true, even if it … Read more
Horse: "Horses are in for a wild ride this year! With all the excitement of being together in the Snake's year, there will be plenty of chances to saddle up and get frisky with your fellow Horses. And if that isn't enough, we can always add some glitter and sparkle to make it even more … Read more
Snake: Snakes, it's time to let your hair down (literally) and enjoy some quality drag queen entertainment! This year promises a whole new level of drag culture, with more fabulous shows than ever before. So get ready for your close-up, Snake, because this is going to be one heck of a good time! Lucky Numbers: … Read more
Pig: "Hey pigs, it's your time to shine! 2025 will be a year full of opportunities and possibilities. You're gonna have so much fun with all those hot and juicy bangers in the year of the Rabbit." Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8