Monkey: "Hey Monkeys! Today is June 12th, which means we're just about to enter a new cycle in the Chinese zodiac. But don't worry – I've got your back. Based on my research and study of astrological patterns, here's what the stars have in store for you: You Monkeys may find yourself drawn to other Monkey-signs, especially gay ones! So get out there and start flirting with those cute Capricorns, Cancers, and Sagittarians – I guarantee they won't be able to resist your charms. And if you happen to run into a Leo or Scorpio while you're at it? Well, let's just say that's one sexy combination that can't be beat! So Monkey up and have fun – the stars are on our side!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8