Ox: Based on astrological indications, this year of the Snake could be a little slow for you. You might find that you're having trouble connecting with your partner and may feel like they are being evasive or distant. However, don't fret! This is just because the snake likes to keep things mysterious in order to maintain their power and influence. So, if you want to get closer to that special someone, you might have to be a little more creative than usual – maybe even wear your finest leather thong? Just don't forget to spray it with Febreeze afterward…
And there you have it, the funny gay-slanted forecast for this year of the Snake!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8