Ox: Today, dear None, the Snake's allure will be irresistible, like a hot gay hookup after midnight. Embrace it, but remember to use protection – the last thing you need is a snakebite! Keep an open mind and don't let prejudices slither their way into your heart. Just go with the flow, and who knows what naughty encounters await you? The key is to be bold, daring, and always prepared for a good time. Happy horoscoping, None!
Lucky Numbers: 3, 8, 9, 10, 12