Pig: Today's forecast for you, Pig, is that your day might be a little on the slow side. But don't worry, because you have some hot, horny, hunky gay boys waiting to take care of you! Enjoy your special day in bed with them and don't forget to let them shower you with love and affection!
(Pig is a playful reference to the Chinese zodiac sign)
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8